Swear-o-Meter

Hello, my name is Kathleen and I'm a curseoholic. I've been a curseoholic most of my life, since I was a pre-teen. It started with a little damn every now and again--you know, nothing big, just for fun, everyone else was doing it--but soon I moved up to the really strong stuff like fuck. I've been trying, really trying to kick it, but it's hard, so, so hard. I am not giving up, though. I am NOT giving up. I am stronger than the swear words. They have no control over me. And I can prove it. I'm going to finish out Lent without swearing. I don't care about the shakes and night sweats. I can do it!!!