October 23, 2009

Just checking in

Hey. Have you missed me? Yeah, I understand. Elephant Man opens tonight and runs for two weeks, so that's been taking up most of my time lately. It seems like we've been rehearsing this thing forever, so it's good to finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. One of my cast mates will be baring it all for the scene where Mrs. Kendal disrobes for John Merrick. Well, not all, just her boobs, which is still a lot in my book. We talked about it last night at rehearsal and I told her I just wouldn't have the guts to do it. I'd make sure I had something covering my nipples like those silicone push-up things that stick to your tits so you don't have to wear a bra. Actually, I'd put big ole googly eyes on my nipples. But I definitely would not go nude. While I'm not frightened of doing most things that would draw attention to myself from the curious, I'm not an exhibitionist. The thought of being seen naked by strangers completely freaks me the hell out.

October 02, 2009

Daily affirmation

I am all that and a bag of chips. I know it. You know it. That's why you're afraid of me.

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