Tomorrow, Tomorrow! I love ya tomorrow you're always a day away!
May I suggest the Hot Shot HS36 Cattle Prod! The rolls royce of cattle prods. Whats that you don't want to get out of bed? ZAP! You don't want raisin bran? ZAP its the effective yet humane way to motivate your family in a minimal amount of time! Recommended by two out of three Guantanemo bay guards!
testimonial "shewt if they don't do what I say I just shock the shizzle out of them with my Hot Shot! he he he "
Minor side effects include:
twitching of the head and eye lids.
small circular burns
mild bleeding from the ears.
uncontrolled night terrors.
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A place to let it all hang out, but only if you've got what it takes. If you don't have it, then we want you to leave it safely tucked away. Mmm, yeah, tucked far away... where no one can see it... ever.
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